Ooooh drumroll please, this is a very exciting week! This is the week that Aunt Flo is supposed to come to town, the Time of the month, the the the hmmm....I seem to have ran out of euphemisms for period already. I guess I'm out of practice since I spend most of my joke related times on poop and farts. I got all excited and took another test this morning (i know, i know!) and it was a dud. The F-er didn't even give me the control line. grrrrr.

I bought a gift for a friends shower last night and it was so cute I just wanted to put it on my cat and make her walk around the house in it. But I didn't. Maybe tonight.... Sorry Salty, try to ignore the cat fur on your present.

$10 down the drain

I imagine that everyone who had tried to get pregnant has done the same thing, but I must admit I've taken 2 pregnancy tests in the past month. So silly I know. There is no logical way that even if I was preggo that they stick would show me that until I am closer to my TOM. So silly. That's a good way to waste money, that's for sure. It seems with all the amazing technologies we have that something should be able to tell you you are pregnant the day after fertilization. Come on!